Intro:

Pepper Jack,

Swiss,

South Korean cheese,

American cheese like a grilled cheese sandwich,

They drop down to her knees;

I fucked a dog it was the best sex I’ve ever had,

Made me feel like a women;

Fucked a chicken I’ll never do that again,

Never do that again;

Fucked my girlfriend the whole world came to an end,

FYI don’t fuck your girlfriend;

Fucked her mom it was the best sex that I’ve ever had,

And I’d do it again;

She caught me red handed I looked her in the eyes,

Tears ran down her face as she asked me why;

I said to her honestly there’s nothing you can do,

Sit down while I tell you the truth;

Chorus 1:

Your mom’s pussy’s like a grilled cheese sandwich,

And her boobs drop down to her knees;

Your mom’s pussy’s like a grilled cheese sandwich,

Some one stop this aroma please;

Your mom’s pussy’s like a grilled cheese sandwich,

And her boobs drop down to her knees;

I wasn’t good enough for her she couldn’t stand it,

She packed up her bags and she left me;

Followed her right out front door,

Tried to stop her,

And to thank her,

For her mother,

She never wanted to have;

She looked me in the eyes while tears ran down her face,

As I looked her in disgrace she said to me fuck off and;

Chorus 2:

Your mom’s got a grilled cheese pussy,

And her boobs drop down to her knees;

Your mom’s pussy’s like a grilled cheese sandwich,

Some one stop this aroma please;

I fucked her sister and I fucked her brother,

I fucked her and it made me sad;

Fucked her grandpa and I fucked her grandmother,

All that’s left is to FUCK HER DAD;

Chorus 1

This completely fucking weird ass song never was a song, until I ran into Zach and I had to try and freestyle it while recording… who would’ve guessed that after all that impromptu practice this would come out of me. It feels like I gave birth to Satan! I hope you like the comedic relief of “Mom Cheese”!