The fairy tales told by the one behind a badge,

They try to get inside our heads with trendy teenager fads;

Conspiracy 101 don’t listen to what they say,

They’ll try to end all that is free and draft our kids some day;

Abandoned kisses love is shown no more that hate,

Instead of leading us the man just locks the gate;

Conspiracy 101 you should fight them while you can,

You votes all count for nothing so stick it to the man;

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Under the half red moon we shame ourselves with Satan’s fury,

Over the army marching on our good ground;

The red and white and blue they seem to tell a different story,

For how this so called land of freedom was found;

They pirated – they stole – they took total control,

The families – that cried – they took the young men’s lives;

The power they abuse – they look for us to use,

To be their worthless cattle – to kill us all in battle;

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The tombstones built for those who died in vein,

They fought his wars for him they took our pain;

Conspiracy 101 you should have spoke when you had the chance,

You didn’t listen to me – run while you still can;

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